Vile rat
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.05.30 06:31:00 -
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I'm a BoB spy - and have been for months.
Seriously how did you guys not figure this out? Didn't you wonder how someone who nearly never undocks and was previously known only for whiny threads in SGBS managed to get director practically overnight? It didn't clue you in that I spent more time talking to 'pubbie' sources than I ever did talking to goons? How as soon as Goonfleet started taking blows I was too busy to fight most of the time? Here's a hint; it's tough to FC for one side while trying to do the same on the other side, too. And when it comes to Goons vs. BoB, anyone with any sort of common sense would realize where my allegiances like.
I have to admit, though, it was pretty funny dropping gang on Vile rat the few times I did go out just so that I could warp in my main - oh, you didn't realize I had another character that you didn't know about? Did you really think I spent all the money I earned from relisting cheap goon named istabs in Empire on a zealot? How utterly ******** are you?
You goonies basically deserve everything coming to you. You've lied, cheated, and ruined the game in a way not befitting the amazing world that CCP has created for us to use. I don't have any sympathy for things being 'unfair' - do you think that devs don't talk to you for any reason other than your utter inability to play the game seriously? Even Xelas has more dev contacts than Goonfleet, and that's not an accident! I mean goddamn, Eldini never even got forced to leave here, he was merely too ashamed to keep posting here and left after coming up with a fake excuse so that he didn't have to leave his obsessively devoted fans to suffer in his absence. The one person from CCP who ever was oblivious enough to not completely avoid having dealings with goons and you guys managed to scare him off in days from the way you treated him. Don't you realize how pathetic that is?
But whatever. I'm done here; I've already won. Remedial, Mittani, the Directorate - you've failed miserably and I love that I had even a small part to play in this. I'm just glad that my spymasters have finally given me free reign to head on back home. It's been a long, long time in coming - I guess I can finally go rat in Delve without having to use an AF, now.
What, did you think I trained pure Amarr spec just for laughs? I know where my true home is. And I know yours, too: it is the innermost regions of Empire, to be forever camped there by the glorious legions of BoB and its allies. On the day when the last goon is driven out of JQV-, where I know you pathetic scum will flee to after being routed from Scalding Pass and being turned away by your traitorous red allies. It's not like the North can take you in, and AAA wouldn't tolerate your carebears in their space for even a day.
So, I bid you goons farewell. It's been thoroughly unpleasant, but necessary, and I can't wait to see you all in another game so that I can help in the effort to crush you there, too.
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